So, you just built a giant robot and it’s gone on a rampage? Haven’t we all?

The streets and sidewalks of this country are overrun with steel and iron monstrosities, punching holes in skyscrapers and dropkicking airplanes out of our skies. They laugh at us with the electronic roar of a billion connecting modems.

It’s not too late. Join us today, and our combined brain power will allow us to build one even more giant robot that can crush, stomp, and destroy all of the other giant robots plaguing our country.

After that, there’s nothing else that can go wrong.